I had a dream last night that I had gone bald. I wasn't all that upset or anything. I remember feeling relieved that I didn't have to worry about haircuts anymore. I could just crop the sides with a clipper myself every once in a while and save myself loads of money. I actually woke up thinking it had been real. I don't know why but it tickles me pink to imagine myself with male pattern baldness. I wonder what I'd look like. Maybe I should find out... If I did end up bald all of a sudden, I would definitely have to grow a fumanchu 'stache. It's the only respectable thing for an Asian man with premature male pattern baldness to do.
Um, now that I think about it, I have no idea why I thought this little rambling was worth a post. My apologies.