Thursday, July 3, 2008

Follicle Fallout

I had a dream last night that I had gone bald. I wasn't all that upset or anything. I remember feeling relieved that I didn't have to worry about haircuts anymore. I could just crop the sides with a clipper myself every once in a while and save myself loads of money. I actually woke up thinking it had been real. I don't know why but it tickles me pink to imagine myself with male pattern baldness. I wonder what I'd look like. Maybe I should find out... If I did end up bald all of a sudden, I would definitely have to grow a fumanchu 'stache. It's the only respectable thing for an Asian man with premature male pattern baldness to do.

Um, now that I think about it, I have no idea why I thought this little rambling was worth a post. My apologies.

3 comments:

Jeremy said...

is that the actor who played David Lopan in "Big Trouble in Little China"? he's awesome.

Anonymous said...

Derek, some day you may go bald, but I'm doubtful about your abilities to grow a 'stache when that day comes. Sorry dude.

-e

DKK said...

Why I oughta...